BEHOLD! The most contrived piece of shitty technology ever which manages to divide the world in two: douches, and people that don't own iPhones.
An example of a typical conversation with an iPhone user:
"Hey have you seen what [ridiculously pointless app] can do? Look it looks like I'm drinking a beer"
"No it doesn't, it looks like you're tipping your phone into your mouth and an animation is being shown in which the 'beer' is vanishing"
"No, I'm really cyber-drinking - look, SuperMonkeyBall, and it tilts!"
"Yeah that's pretty clever, but, you know, it's a bit like the Wii but smaller, no? Aren't you going to be embarrassed waving your hands about in the air like a girl playing a motor-racing game?"
On top of the piece of shit actively taking over the minds of its users to make them suddenly love playing that stupid fuckin Copter game we all used to play in Rising-5s, the camera is shitty, the call quality is shitty, there's barely any memory on it to store anything once you've downloaded the 400-million apps that you 'need', and when you eventually do get around to listening to some music, the music quality is shitty unless you buy a pair of really expensive headphones and have Geddy Lee strapped to your back thrumming out the basslines.
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