Thursday 12 March 2009

Are The Kids Really Alrite?




So I went to Berlin on holiday last year and I came across these weird kids. I remember seeing them whilst sitting by the Alexanderplatz fountain with a 1 litre bottle of pineapple juice and a bag of paprika flavoured crisps, desperately trying to cure my hangover from the previous night. At this very painful moment these stomping retards were showing of their "skills" outside McDonalds, seems like prepubescent teens gathering outside shitty fast food restaurants is a global phenomenon... Anyway it was in the middle of the afternoon on a Saturday and these kids appeared to be absolutely sober and drug free, which is quite amazing considering how brain damaged they looked.

So I think they call the genre Shuffle, it's kinda like minimal tech crossed with Scooter, whilst the fashion style is sort of chav meets mid 90s hip-hop. I can't see this catching on anywhere else because it is simply put, shit. Although it's fucking hilarious to watch, like watching man sized pigeons having an epileptic fit. If this sounds appealing to you and you're in Berlin then go on down to Alexanderplatz during the weekend for some free afternoon entertainment.


UPDATE

Seems Shufflers like to remove their work of youtube so here's some more crazy shuffle crap.

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