Ponytails

So why would some men think they would look better with a ponytail? (Apart from black people cause they can make anything look cool, even ponytails) Here are some examples why they're not tho...

I mean Zardoz is a fucking sick film, but Sean what the fuck!?! You look like a Greek rapist.

Well Pierce Brosnan, you have always been the shitest James Bond in my eyes, so you couldn't possibly lose any more respect with that Pocahontas hair.

Ok Jet Li, so you could probably break my face in half if I insulted you in person for having a ponytail. But I don't think you could ever find me... so you've got a ponytail and you're bald? Nice